Are you there, America? It’s me: Kellyanne. I love the taste of Kool-Aid! How about you?
You know how when you win something, but feel like you didn’t win by a wide enough margin and you complain because it diminishes your victory? Yeah, me neither. Anyway, Red feels like we got gypped (is that offensive still), and wanted me to make sure to let my followers know.
I don’t 100% see the point, because he already let his followers know (inaccuracies and sentence fragments notwithstanding) and he’s got a few more followers than I do. But hey, when Mr. Jones tells you to drink the Kool-Aid, you drink the Kool-Aid.
Interesting fact, it wasn’t actual Kool-Aid that was spiked with cyanide at Jonestown, it was Flavor-Aid. I’m pretty sure that will come up again. The cyanide…not the Flavor-Aid.
Hugs and Kisses!