Things Were Surprisingly Quiet In Washington On The 21st

Are you there, America? It’s me: Kellyanne. I totally expected some backlash or demonstrations from freeloaders and the welfare state the day after the inauguration, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Nothing to report. All is well. Looking forward to 20 in 10. You’ll see what I mean soon…

Hm. Ellipses always seem ominous when I use them. They’re supposed to be playful. Anyway, hope you’re not an Arab…

Dammit! It happened again…

Hugs and Kisses!

KaC

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