Are you there, America? It’s me: Kellyanne. I am happy to report that the Ole Spice finally took my advice and brought it down a notch when interacting with the biased, liberal, lying media.
Yes, they misconstrue everything Red says, but I’ve told him repeatedly that being so confrontational and dismissive was the wrong approach and that he was just playing into their filthy Pinko, muckraking hands.
I’m glad that his candor and honesty is finally shining through. Way to go Ole Spice!
Talk to all you Kellyanneiacs soon.
Hugs and Kisses!