Are you there, America? It’s me: Kellyanne. Well, in a
completely expected why only now? stunning turn of events National Security Advisor Michael Flynn has resigned in disgrace with his dignity intact.
Let me ask you a serious question, Kellyanneiacs. Since when did opening yourself up to both ridicule and probable blackmail from the Russians become such a horrible thing to do as National Security Advisor?
This just goes to show how knee-jerk the American people have become. And by American people I mean the American government. And by the American government, I mean me and Red. And by knee-jerk I mean frighteningly slow to react.
Once again, Russia is our friend! An no, I’m not Putin you on about that! I really mean it and it’s not that I may have had a similar phone call and they also have some serious dirt on me…
Good luck Flynny-Boy. I know you’ll land on your feet. It may be in a Russian gulag, but you’ll definitely be on your feet because I think those cells are only about 3 feet by 4 feet. Enjoy the gruel. Add some blueberries for taste.
Hugs and Kisses!