Hard Penis Diet: My Official Product Endorsement Of The Day

Are you there, America? It’s me: Kellyanne. Well, the liberal witch hunt continues! Since when is it illegal for me as Red’s top advisor to go on television and endorse his daughter’s clothing line?

I mean, technically it is a long standing Federal Regulation and specifically violates CFR › Title 5 › Chapter XVI › Subchapter B › Part 2635 › Subpart G › Section 2635.702 in NO uncertain terms. But I think Red, me, Ole Spice and Dimbart have already firmly demonstrated that we consider the Code of Federal Regulations to be more “suggestions” than anything else. Kind of like the constitution, stop signs and speed limits.

So in the spirit of sticking it to the man…here’s my official endorsement of the day. I don’t actually use it, but Red does and told me: “it now looks like a fuc**ng baby’s arm holding an apple!”

I don’t know what that means, but laughed anyway. I find myself doing that a lot. Go buy this product now! I certainly would if I were you. That is a clear endorsement. I can’t be more specific than that. Get ‘er done, Kellyanneiacs!

Hard Penis Diet

Hugs and Kisses!

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